Morning Commute:
Total Distance: 8.64 miles
Total Time: 33m 59s
Max Speed: 31.7mph
Avg Speed: 15.3mph
Avg H/Rate: 161bpm
Cadence: 84rpm
I had no excuses this morning not to cycle in. I was up earlier. It was sunny. I did, at one point, for about 20 seconds as I was waking up, wish I didn’t have to cycle in, but that feeling soon went.
I loaded the car up and popped my bike on the roof of the car and drove to nursery to drop Lily off. I drove out of nursery and parked the car up and unloaded everything. Its a ball ache, but I’d rather it be that than using the train / car for a longer period.
Not long into my journey, at exactly the same spot where the back end of the van / lorry / tipper truck / whatever it was struck me the other day I was confronted with this:
Fortunately for me, the car behind me was paying attention and slowed right down, giving me time to pick my speed back up.
It wasn’t the pulling out that I had an issue with (despite me going around 25mph), it was the fact that she pulled out slowly and then hesitated – despite there being no oncoming traffic.
Grrr.
The rest of the journey to Plymouth Grove was a pleasant one. Here is a video for MattyJC, just to show him what rush hour can be like:
At Plymouth Grove I had a bizarre encounter. I was approaching some traffic lights and had pulled out in the lane so that drivers could see me. This guy pulled out, and I had no problem with that – there was enough room – but I, as always, was watching him, just in case he did anything erratic (I know, its shocking that I am actually suggesting that drivers of vehicles that need a license do anything erratic – but there – I’ve thrown it out in the open) and he stared back at me and pulled the most bizarre “what the fuck you looking at” face in the world. Odd indeed.
I then had to slow down so that an aimless pedestrian could wander across the road without a care in the world.
Then I had the pleasure of witnessing a van pull out from the side and swing out and then back in again without indicating. 10ft further up the road I could have been squashed. Oh – and he did it right at some traffic lights so ended up stuck at the lights.
Douche.
Just another day for me in paradise!
Evening Commute:
Total Distance: 10.46 miles
Total Time: 40m 41s
Max Speed: 35.4mph
Avg Speed: 15.4mph
Avg H/Rate: 160bpm
Cadence: 82rpm
Interesting commute home!
I thing its the first time that my average speed is greater on the way home than it is on the way in – which is good considering I have to make my way over this sort of elevation:
Its not much compared to the 1,000ft + climb that Clive does to work, but its still mostly up hill
And I did an extra two miles home.
I’m sticking to the route that I now take home, which is a little different to the normal way. Its a couple of miles extra, but I spend very little time on the main road shown in the video for MattyJC above, and more on side streets – which, surprisingly, tend to be clear of traffic.
Of course, this means no more footage of RLJing at Denton Roundabout, but I can live with that – its a much safer route.
The drivers seem to be a little more polite on this route too – although that probably wasn’t shown on my first attempt early last week when I had 8 or so incidents, but some of that can be down to me not knowing the area or traffic.
Fingers crossed that I get many an incident free journey down this way. Friday I will cycle in this way too and see what its like (can’t do it til then as I have to do the nursery drop off).
Addendum:
It dawned on me today, that this will be only the 50th day that I have cycled this year. That shocked me. Taking into account commute days only, I should be on at least 77 days out of 110. Granted, the weather for most of February ruined the cycling (and January for that matter) and March was ruined by illness, but I am still a little disappointed with the results. My mileage, elevation and time on the bike should be much more, so must try harder to get some more miles in over the coming months – especially with summer looming!

#1 by Starlet_GT on April 20, 2010 - 8:28 am
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no wonder you cycle to work, looking at that rush hour vid, its crazy!
#2 by jobysp on April 20, 2010 - 8:28 am
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LOL.
Thats on a good day!
#3 by Dick Madeley on April 20, 2010 - 8:44 am
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Love the video of you riding between all the stationary cars. It’s like the star gate sequence in 2001. Sad that it ended before you emerge as a large embryo floating in space.
#4 by Redbikes on April 20, 2010 - 9:43 am
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At 26seconds into the video there’s a rider going the wrong way down the path?
#5 by jobysp on April 20, 2010 - 9:47 am
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Dick Madeley
I’ve not seen Stargate for years so have no clue what the hell you are going on about.
Red
You are correct Redbikes.
Riding into oncoming traffic to get to the cycle bridge that crosses the M60.
I can understand why he’s doing it – as the other side of the road doesn’t have a cycle bridge and is a pain in the arse to get round (I’ve mentioned Denton Roundabout many times).
Still – he once he gets across the cycle bridge, he will end up cycling down a pavement facing oncoming traffic on the one way system.
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#6 by Dick Madeley on April 20, 2010 - 9:52 am
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I try to bring a little culture to this damn blog… Stargate? I was talking Kubrick’s 2001…
Oh, I give up…
#7 by jobysp on April 20, 2010 - 9:55 am
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LOL – sorry – it was stargate that stuck in my head, not 2001 – something which again I haven’t seen in a long time so have no clue
#8 by The Wife on April 20, 2010 - 11:04 am
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Stargate lol you numpty.
I was stalked by a couple of Audis – again – today. Audis must be the new BMWs in terms of arseholiness. And don’t forget the obligatory Land Rover pulling out a bit to the right in case *shock horror* you decide to cruise right past the queuing traffic, thus pissing him/her off. Which of course, you do regardless
I need a backpack cover with a good slogan for these dickholes to take note of. Any ideas?
#9 by jobysp on April 20, 2010 - 11:05 am
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How about
“Fuck off you fucking morons. I’m on a motorbike. i’ll get off, slash your fucking tires, stab you in the neck, poke your eyes out and get back on my bike and drive off into the sunset. Oh, and don’t worry about remembering my numberplate – its fake you cunts”.
Bit hard to read but they’ll never fucking look anyway.
#10 by Dick Madeley on April 20, 2010 - 11:11 am
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How about:
An
Unsurpassed
Dickhead
Inside
#11 by jobysp on April 20, 2010 - 11:17 am
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That reminds me Dick – I have something to send to you, shall i send it to your PO Box
#12 by Dick Madeley on April 20, 2010 - 11:18 am
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Oh… mysterious. Sure, so long as it’s not enormous and/or obscene. ;o)
It’s not the pubic hairs I won, is it?
#13 by Dick Madeley on April 20, 2010 - 11:19 am
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Hang on!
What was it about my comment about ‘dickheads’ that reminded you of me ?
#14 by jobysp on April 20, 2010 - 11:20 am
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No, I could never find the third colour without breading in the local urinals, and I’d rather drink “the wifes” diarrhea
#15 by jobysp on April 20, 2010 - 11:20 am
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Dick
I think it’s something in the name?
#16 by Phill on April 20, 2010 - 11:29 am
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Can I just publicly apologise to the lady cyclist who I accidentally blocked this morning at the traffic lights leading from Kingsway to Oldham Road in Rochdale? I got trapped in a queue meaning she couldn’t easily get past me on the left under a green light.
Then she immediately nearly got wasted by a black scenic who pulled left into a parking spot by the roadside, clean through her path, without looking.
So, cycling lady: I am sorry. And you made excellent progress up Oldham road towards the summit at Royton despite the bad driving around you.
#17 by jobysp on April 20, 2010 - 11:30 am
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Fucking drivers.
#18 by Greg Collins on April 20, 2010 - 12:02 pm
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Blimey. I don’t envy you your commute. If I video-ed mine it would be one mile of generally well behaved small town drivers, 11 odd miles of rural A and B roads and country lanes with generally well executed overtakes; though the tw@t in the silver Micra today was a bit close but no harm done, and a half mile of my overtaking queuing cars with the two obligatory right swings from numpties. One is always a rubbish saloon driven by men with very small penises deliberately closing the gap at pedestrian refuges/islands to stop me passing, and the other is always a monster 4WD pulling out to the white lines driven by farmers wive’s or wannabe rock star types. I always pass both without a second glance and their behaviour is more than offset by the numbers of drivers who pull in to the left to let me by.
Your blog posts remind me how lucky I am not to be doing an urban bike commute anymore. Keep ‘em coming.
#19 by jobysp on April 20, 2010 - 12:03 pm
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Hi Greg.
I had a person do exactly that to me the other day (pull their car out so I couldn’t pass) so I stopped, unclipped, picked my bike up and middle fingered them as I passed their car. Put my bike back down in front of them and cycled off smiling
#20 by Matt on April 20, 2010 - 12:15 pm
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insane commute with all them cars mate, don’t think I could do it myself. I like my countryside
Will have to investigate these helmet cams so I can post commute vids with lots of nothing much really happening on
#21 by jobysp on April 20, 2010 - 12:16 pm
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LOL.
Don’t forget, that was less than a mile – its like that for 5 or 6 miles of the 9 mile commute
Thats why I use the back streets.
#22 by The Wife on April 20, 2010 - 12:27 pm
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I saw a chap today with what looked like a brick on his helmet, which turned out to be a very antiquated camera. Which, perhaps unfortunately, caught him weaving in and out of the cars, on pavements and suchlike with reckless abandon. His camera setup did give me a larffff though.
#23 by jobysp on April 20, 2010 - 12:34 pm
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Fucking cyclists
#24 by Clive Chapman on April 20, 2010 - 4:23 pm
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Dude, your http://www.fightbaddriving.co.uk website gets a mention in the May edition of Cycling Plus. They’re doing a feature called “Best cycling cities revealed!” Which is a feature that does what it says on the tin.
I quote: “There’s no shame in brushing up your skills. For some examples of the kind of idiot driving you need to be prepared for, see http://www.fightbaddriving.co.uk” un-quote.
See page 66.
Thought you might like to know!
#25 by jobysp on April 20, 2010 - 4:54 pm
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Can you scan it in?
#26 by Les Beales on April 20, 2010 - 5:15 pm
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Don’t you just hate that when cars pull out in front of you then just stop then you shout abuse at them they look as if to say ” Are you talking to me “
#27 by jobysp on April 20, 2010 - 5:27 pm
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Yes, I hate it… It drives me mad. At least have the decency to hold your hand up and say sorry you arrogant fuckers
#28 by Toby Field on April 20, 2010 - 9:17 pm
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That rush hour commute is mad! I’m glad I don’t have anything like that.
#29 by fat_man_slim on April 20, 2010 - 10:50 pm
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youve got some bollocks cycling in that traffic joby
was i seeing things on the vid
a cyclist coming in the opposite direction but on the same side of the carriageway?
#30 by jobysp on April 21, 2010 - 7:30 am
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Toby
As I’ve said further up – thats on a good day. Its a pain, but maybe it will make those people who are in cars realise that they don’t necessarily need to be in them. I doubt it though.
fat_man_slim
LOL. You get used to it. It was hard at first, but as confidence grows, so does your ability to brave traffic like that!
And yes you where right. I saw him again this morning. I said on a comment further up to redbikes the reason why he is probably doing it (apart from being stupid).