I’m once again giving my body a rest from the cycling – hopefully that should ease up the pain that has been building up over the past few days. I’ll let you know the outcome as soon as I feel any better – and don’t worry Rafe – Saturday will still be on come hell or high water (hopefully not high water, otherwise the route we are on will be fucked!).

Here are some headlines / stories from the past week:

Testicle Removal Blunder Surgeon Struck Off
Oops. What a balls up. The thing is – although an apalling story – the papers could have had so much fun with the headline. The terms “cock up” and “balls up” come to mind. I could go down the lines of whistling songs about Hitler and his famous bollock, but am not here to take the piss out of the chap – perhaps the surgeon could do that too?

In other news, John Prescott (you know, the fat pompous labour politician who could really do with stopping kissing Gordon Browns arse on twitter) posted this up on twitter and seemed proud of it:

The term “funded by the Labour Government”… Ha ha ha ha ha… Funded by me and you more like. For those who want to know what we’ve paid for, you can check out this link. Yup – that about us page is stunning isn’t it… Perhaps they should have funded a half decent website too.

Today the McCanns comment on the police and their situation with their missing daughter. They aren’t happy with the British Police’s response to the case and want more to be done. Surprisingly, the best rated comments on the Daily Mail are actually good responses and sensible responses. What the McCanns need to realise is that every year, around 100,000 children in the UK go missing! Thats a staggering statistic. How many of these missing children can you name? I bet there’s only one, and that didn’t happen in the UK. I can not, nor will ever want to, understand the pain and anguish they have gone through, and they have had to learn a lesson about parenting the hard way (surprising considering how “well educated” these two are supposed to be), but to now shift blame from the Portugese Police to the British Police when it was your fault originally… Shame on you.

John Prescott (again) also posted another picture on Twitter today. He’s whoring himself out! Here is the pic with a surprise guest:

A shocking story makes the Telegraph about a boy being banned from eating a cheese sandwich at nursery. Whats even more surprising is the reactions of the childs new nurseries staff.

”When I told people at his new nursery what had happened all over a cheese sandwich some laughed with shock and others were horrified.

Yup. Some laughed with shock and others were horrified.

Back to the Mail again and their headline about Tories promising to crackdown on classroom discipline. How are they planning on doing this? Letting the system employ more Peter Harveys is a good start. If I’d have even had a whiff that my teacher was a nut job and would have beat the shit out of me given an excuse, I would have behaved much better than I did for sure!

Another story seeming to be hitting the headlines is the racism within Tintin books. A Congolese man living in Belgium wants the book banned because its racist.

“Tintin’s little (black) helper is seen as stupid and without qualities. It makes people think that blacks have not evolved,”

I don’t get it. The only thing Tintin is responsible for is giving gingers false hope. And I’m sorry Mr Mbuto but your comments are going to do more damage than a cartoon character saying “White mister is big juju man!”. Shame on you – get off your high horse and get on with your life. Do you think the American people would have voted someone into office that hadn’t evolved… [insert your own George Bush joke here]

John Prescott is keeping me entertained today with another photo:

Here we have the delightful 2011 Eurovision Entry – Harriet Harman singing to Ian Austin in Dudley.

Now with passion in our eyes
There’s no way we could disguise it secretly
So we take each other’s hand
‘Cause we seem to understand the urgency

God I’m bored.

McDonalds here I come.

I’m also honoured by having the highest rated comment on a Daily Mail article… Surprising really. The article is about a sex mad elephant thats gone on a murderous rampage.

Unfortunately, only two people have commented on the story and one of the comments is typical Daily Mail comment trash :(