Well my inner bitch gave in and I commuted by bike again this morning. Why, especially after I was so adamant that I was giving up?
Well, here’s the answer. Yup, thats right. #june100! The bloody thing came at the wrong time. Damn you Phill Connell. Damn you to hell. And damn you Austin – infact no… double damn you!
Total Distance: 14.47 miles
Total Time: 49m 47s
Max Speed: 27.8mph
Avg Speed: 17.4mph
Avg H/Rate: 157bpm
Cadence: 87rpm
Its the only real time I get to put in leisure miles – I can go out at weekends, but then I can’t chill out – but I will be attempting a first today for me, to help claw back some leisure miles.
I will be cycling too and from football after work – I’ll probably be half dead when I get back, but I’ll give it a go. If it works then yippee… If it doesn’t, I’ll just jump on a bus.
Getting there should be no problem – I dunno about getting back though – might be a nice warm up.
As for the commute in, pretty incident free. As you can see from the map, I went completely out of my way to grab a few more miles – but unfortunately, only 5ish extra… Every little helps, but with some people clocking up mental miles, and Clive not adding his leisure miles from his commute, I can see me coming mid to bottom of the table if I carry on. I did use my Airzound once but the woman just stared at me blankly… Silly twat.
Don’t you worry your pretty ugly little face as you wander out into the road without looking. Don’t you worry that there is a bus roaring up behind me and a lorry heading in my direction, so the only thing I have to do is stop. Its OK… Because had you got hit by the bus or the lorry, it wouldn’t have made a difference to your face.
The most annoying thing was that she didn’t have an iPod on – so she must have heard both the lorry and the bus.
Fucking Pointless #june100 Lunch Ride
Total Distance: 7.50miles
Total Time: 34m 00s
Max Speed: 25.8mph
Avg Speed: 13.2mph
Avg H/Rate: 156bpm
Cadence: 81rpm
I officially hate you all now! I’ve had to go out for a lunchtime ride to clock some miles back in so at least my miles are respectable at the end of the month – no way on earth I can compete with the monster redbikes, but hey ho – I’ll give it a try
Am now even considering a 50 mile commute one day this week… I hate you all!
Commute Plus More Pointless #June100 miles!
Total Distance: 15.36 miles
Total Time: 1hr 2m 05s
Max Speed: 28.0mph
Avg Speed: 14.8mph
Avg H/Rate: 150bpm
Cadence: 84rpm
Well of course the miles aren’t pointless – but my arms are aching, my ass is wet and I’ve got to yet play football. This is going to involve me jumping on my bike – cycling the 8 miles to footy – chucking my bike into the back of my mates car, playing footy for an hour and jumping back on the bike.
Will it knacker me out? You betcha!
Is it worth it?
I bloody well hope so – if my maths is right – it should move me up into third place…
As you can see from the map – I went well out of my way to go home – I travelled down Wilmslow Road, joining the Fallowfield Loop at Sainsburys and the made my way to the exit near Lost Sheep. I then headed over to the cycle track for a bit of sneaky footage. Hopefully (my camera stopped working) you should all be able to get the idea from the video if it turns out. The point on the map where it is, is the highest point of the GPS track, near the M60.
I’ve now got to go and dig my lights out for the bike, as it may be dark on my way back!
More #june100 Leisure Miles
Total Distance: 15.00 miles
Total Time: 54m 49s
Max Speed: 37.8mph
Avg Speed: 16.4mph
Avg H/Rate: 157bpm
Cadence: 89rpm
Well there you go. At first, I was afraid, I was petrified. Kept thinking I’ll never make it through 5-a-side. But I cycled through the night, and my legs they stayed so strong, So I was wrong. And I managed to carry on….
I can’t believe I actually made it through the football match, but did, and didn’t feel it. I only started feeling the strain on the last mile on the way home – but I have had 5 different cycle trips today – something I could never think of 2 years ago!
I am wondering what my legs will be like in the morning though



#1 by carrie on June 7, 2010 - 8:06 am
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Let them pass joby, did I tell you about the mad woman that stopped her car at Saturdays time trial, pointed her face at me dispite all of the other cyclists at the start and started screaming at me about effin cyclists. Always remember this: People are Lemmings. nowt you can do about it but let them kill themselves.
#2 by jobysp on June 7, 2010 - 8:07 am
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I wasn’t bothered about her – bothered about me and my bike.
As for that woman who stopped and had a go at you – you should have dragged her out of her car window, punched her to the floor and shit on her face.
#3 by @phillconnell on June 7, 2010 - 8:10 am
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Please don’t die Joby. I don’t want to be responsible for that. Please don’t actually kill anyone, either.
#4 by jobysp on June 7, 2010 - 8:11 am
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LOL – I’ll try not to. Although I did cycle down Regent Road today and feared for my life.
I did discover that National Route 6 goes out of Manchester (this is the one that runs up through Reddish) so will be looking at that today – hopefully there’s no canal paths
#5 by carrie on June 7, 2010 - 8:14 am
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never worth getting into arguments with judgemental pricks. karma will get them in the end. she was a fat fuck like.
#6 by jobysp on June 7, 2010 - 8:16 am
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Well you could have blown her a kiss then, flopped out a tit and said “suck on that you fat bitch”.
#7 by Redbikes on June 7, 2010 - 8:28 am
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I’m with Clive. I’m not adding in my extra commute miles.
I’m running (only 3-5km) most evenings after my ride home now. Trying to run after you’ve just been riding for the last 3hrs is somewhat intresting.
#8 by jobysp on June 7, 2010 - 8:30 am
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Yes, well I am adding them because its the only time I can get out :p
As for running after three hours on the saddle – erm – no. I’m not stupid
#9 by Clive Chapman on June 7, 2010 - 8:50 am
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ROTFL, Jobywoby, I love you dearly, your tirades absolutely make my day. being such a laid back bloke I could never imagine being bothered by half the stuff that bothers you.
You would remind me of wifey, but your tits aren’t as big…
#10 by jobysp on June 7, 2010 - 8:55 am
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Yes.
I have an anger problem. Got a fucking problem? LOL.
#11 by DrS on June 7, 2010 - 10:34 am
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Type your comment here
There is no way to reason with these people…
So I am waiting for my chance… my chance to DANCE!
Like random comments can stop angry people in their tracks, some kind of crazy dancing might have them running to get away…
Just take their silly crud and have fun with them :p
#12 by Redbikes on June 7, 2010 - 10:49 am
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Riding to football then running around for 90+mins has got to be worse than a relaxed ride then a short 3km run
#13 by jobysp on June 7, 2010 - 10:50 am
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DrS
Thats brilliant!!! Fuck that – next time I get some shit off a driver – Im just gonna start stripping off.
Red
60 minutes – 5 a side, and its only 8 miles away
#14 by DrS on June 7, 2010 - 10:56 am
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Sadly… the helmet cam won’t pick it up
Just babble on about Pineapple trees migrating to jelly soup bean bags or something… and then post it.
#15 by @phillconnell on June 7, 2010 - 11:06 am
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What have you lot been smoking this morning? And can I have some?
#16 by DrS on June 7, 2010 - 11:21 am
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landrover septum and ocelot weigh bridges
#17 by Clive Chapman on June 7, 2010 - 12:18 pm
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landrover septum and ocelot weigh bridges
I love it, I’m going to use that in conversation this afternoon…
#18 by jobysp on June 7, 2010 - 12:26 pm
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Squirrel
I’ll take the camera off and place it so you can watch if you really want to see me strip.
Phill
What squirrel said.
Squirrel
Don’t forget to let me have a toke on the ocelot weigh bridge mate – am gagging here.
Clive
He’s weird is squirrel – you can tell by looking at his avatar that there’s something not quite right.
#19 by DrS on June 7, 2010 - 12:33 pm
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I didn’t mean you stripping you plonk monk
#20 by jobysp on June 7, 2010 - 12:35 pm
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Now now squirrel – we are all friends on here
#21 by Austin on June 7, 2010 - 1:48 pm
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Who the hell goes running after a 3 hour bike ride???
Oh yeah… me.
#22 by DrS on June 7, 2010 - 3:01 pm
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I thought plonk monk was rather flattering.
#23 by DrS on June 7, 2010 - 7:41 pm
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First day out and you already have some more vids… mmm
You’ll be fine
#24 by jobysp on June 7, 2010 - 8:15 pm
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OOL – its because its the city centre and hammered with traffic all the time – LOL.
I kept my calm though
#25 by DrS on June 7, 2010 - 8:28 pm
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They were laughing at you
Just risked your life and all their maturity could muster was seeing the situation as funny
Deserves the red mist imo
Though I’m sure you are just used to being laughed at…
#26 by jobysp on June 7, 2010 - 8:29 pm
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LOL.
Are you trying to provoke me into a fit of rage?
#27 by DrS on June 7, 2010 - 8:47 pm
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No.
She was.
Purposely, why do you think she waited until you were right by her… because obviously she looked for traffic first, so must have known you were there – right?
#28 by Richard on June 8, 2010 - 9:23 am
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Those June stats don’t add up.
#29 by jobysp on June 8, 2010 - 9:27 am
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Dr S
Are you trying to make me flip out on camera?
Richard
Picky
Been changed now – thanks.
#30 by One Loose Nut on June 8, 2010 - 11:56 am
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Congratulations on the first post this year to do a parody of a Gloria Gaynor song. I only imagine that you made that up as you were cycling home from 5-a-side.
Congrats too on P4 in the #June100 table… for now. Keep pedalling for the weekend cometh.
#31 by jobysp on June 8, 2010 - 11:57 am
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LOL – Yesterday took its toll on me and I stayed off the bike today
#32 by @phillconnell on June 8, 2010 - 12:02 pm
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Sounds like feighting talk to me.
#33 by One Loose Nut on June 8, 2010 - 12:03 pm
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Oh, and another thing: your choice of lunchtime route seems strangely phallic. Is there something that you’re trying to get off your chest? Was this a real ride, or just random doodling in Google Maps? Should the ladies of Salford be concerned?
http://www.biking2work.co.uk/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/07-06-Lunch.jpg
#34 by One Loose Nut on June 8, 2010 - 12:04 pm
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Do rides shaped in rude gestures count as double miles?
#35 by jobysp on June 8, 2010 - 12:04 pm
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Phill
Thats only because he manages a good 60 / 70 mile ride every weekend
One Loose Nut
Never even noticed but did LOL. I was after doing an “arse of manchester” ride – I can add a “cock of manchester” to that list now.
#36 by One Loose Nut on June 8, 2010 - 12:09 pm
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As my scout master used to say, “It’s not the number of rides, but the length that makes the difference.”
#37 by jobysp on June 8, 2010 - 12:11 pm
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After years of sexual abuse at the hands of my scout master.
I have decided to come out and tell people.
There is no “keeping our little secret” badge.