It’s up and down like a sex machine
One with a piston if you know what I mean.
It’s really beginning to get to me.
This constant loss of fucking 3G

Update: it’s back
Update 2: it’s gone
Update 3: it’s back again
Update 4: gone
Update 5: back

Is it possible that the 3G quality can be so different on opposite sides of the track? Not a problem this morning, but on way back, it’s been up and down like a used condom caught up in a fight between a magpie and a field mouse!