Home at last
Now in front of my ‘puta
But I’ve stubbed my toe
On my daughters scooter
I screamed to the heavens
I screamed to the sky
“Why the fuck me god?”
“Why O Why”
The cunt didn’t answer.
Update 1: My little toe nail is hanging off, shall I pull it off?
Update 2: You didn’t have time to answer, and I’ve pulled it off. It hurt
Update 3: My little toe looks ugly, so am going to superglue my nail back on
Update 4: Fuck me, that hurt… Remember folks – NEVER apply superglue to an open wound.
Update 5: I’ve just checked in to Tameside General in foursquare and gowalla
#1 by ian... on July 28, 2010 - 9:59 pm
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Tameside’s very own gangsta rapper. Don’t forget to wear your baseball cap sideways ;>D
#2 by jobysp on July 28, 2010 - 10:03 pm
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I already do – you’ve probably seen me
Cheers for the help on deciding which station to get off at – your right – Hyde North is much closer
#3 by ian... on July 29, 2010 - 1:29 pm
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No problem. Hope they let you on with your F/Field ticket as well, they usually do.
#4 by jobysp on July 29, 2010 - 1:40 pm
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Yes they did.
I would have battered them otherwise