Home at last
Now in front of my ‘puta
But I’ve stubbed my toe
On my daughters scooter

I screamed to the heavens
I screamed to the sky
“Why the fuck me god?”
“Why O Why”

The cunt didn’t answer.

Update 1: My little toe nail is hanging off, shall I pull it off?
Update 2: You didn’t have time to answer, and I’ve pulled it off. It hurt
Update 3: My little toe looks ugly, so am going to superglue my nail back on
Update 4: Fuck me, that hurt… Remember folks – NEVER apply superglue to an open wound.

Update 5: I’ve just checked in to Tameside General in foursquare and gowalla